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| Lost remote |
| 02.01.04 (10:33 pm) [edit] |
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A lost remote is crucial to the relaxation stage of your day. Last night I was broken down to my prime when my remote control was reported missing. Sure you can get up and change the channels by hand but that takes away from the hard workers who helped make humans more lazy by inventing remote controls. I had to use my roommates TV because I knew where his remote was. Some might ask why people have 2 TVs in one room. The answer is simple..."Fu*k off! 2 TVs make things easier" and then I smile and ask if they have anymore questions. Since I was determined to find my remote I took time out of my schedule to do a one man search party for my lost luxury of life. I went to neighbors' rooms to see if one my drunk guests from last night mistakenly took it to their room. I looked in the couch and had no luck. After a short while, I re-searched the couch and dug into it--and to my surprise there was my remote along with a hair pick with a black fist on it. This couch is money. |
posted by: jamie (reply)
post date: 02.01.04 (9:10 pm)
sick. i hate digging in couches. you never know what you are going to find and that shit grosses me out. i hope you don't let anyone use the pick without disinfecting it first...glad you found your remote...however you might want to disinfect that too.
posted by: rlegree (reply)
post date: 02.02.04 (11:13 pm)
I cleaned the comb. I usually keep my hair low enough to where I never use a comb. Who knows? It might come in handy later. Until then, it looks good on my dresser.
posted by: rlegree (reply)
post date: 02.02.04 (11:14 pm)
My bad...pick, not a comb.