The good thing about our Kroger trip from the night before was the breakfast food we got. Megan and D-Wiz cooked up some food for all of us to enjoy. We did the usual routine of recouting the previous night's happening. We looked through everyone's camera for all the hilarious pictures from Baker Street Pub & Grill. After everyone got their shiz together, we headed out to the mall. The girls were the only ones to buy stuff. We did manage to get some good burritos from Freebird. It's similar to Pancheros and Chipotle but it was still nice to hit up a new place. I almost killed myself with a sample of the habanero sauce.

We got back to he house to get our sexy gear on before we hit up Downtown Fort Worth. After passing up on a couple of prospects, we decided to hit up The Pour House. It was kind of a dingy place but we had a good time. Our pool games were interrupted by these two meth heads. This guy had like 5 or 6 teeth and wouldn't shut up. I can't even remember all the crap that he was saying. I was kinda lookin forward to seeing him play but he took his money off the table and left before it was his turn. Since most of us wanted to dance, we hit up Aqua Lounge. It was this ritzy type place. we could sit in special couches but we had to pay $150 for a bottle of vodka. Fuck that noise.

We took another room that was free and set up shop in there. We were about 11 deep in there and others were initially scared to come in. We got a good laugh out of it. For some reason, I told our waittress that it was my birthday. Everyone decided to keep the lie going all night. The DJ kept giving me shout outs all night. It was awesome. After he got done with his 30 minutes of house music, we took over the dance floor. It was Wiz, Big D, and myself out there initially. More people joined after they saw us. Some bachelorette party found their way to me. I was down with it of course. Some of my friends said that some chick that was dancing with me took off her wedding ring and put it on another finger. I didn't see that. The group of 8 chicks were asking me for dance lessons. It was freakin hilarious. I'm not the best dancer in the world but I guess people with no skills will take lessons from anywhere.

Public Service Announcement: Don't ever have Big D be your wing man when the friend he's supposed to occupy isn't that brisk. Yes, this is me being bitter.

All in all, it was a good night. That was the best birthday party I ever had. Too bad it wasn't even my birthday.