I went out to dinner with Marie and Kasi and our waitress was a Cornell student. She gave us good service and was really spunky. I say spunky cause I couldn't think of another word. She was really upbeat. She was cute and Marie and I joked about the jokes she was leaving herself open for. An example would be when she asked how we were doing and then she turned to me and said, "Is there anything I can do for you?... drink wise or anything..." There was a long pause and I almost laughed at the various comebacks that were floating through my gutter mind.

Later in the meal, she asked if I wanted my water topped off. I said yes and then we went back to talking. 10 minutes later, I noticed she hadn't been back. By now, I was finished with my water and I was down to the ice. She eventually came back and I told her that she forgot about me. She said...

"I just wanted to make you wait for it. That way when you finally get it, it will be that much more satisfying."

And you wonder why men think with their wieners.