I had to put this out there. I just got back from the bowling alley and I wrecked shop. I played three games and the scores were 166, 174, and 255. That's right. I said 255. My previous high score was 220. And the 220 was years ago. I should quit my job and become a professional bowler. Don't look at the 166 and 174. We're only talking about the 255.

Now here's where you come in. You are all responsible for finding me sponsors so I can finance my venture into the PBA. Those mofos better watch out. I got skills. I don't know how I'll upstage this performance. Keep me posted on your search for sponsors.