For those that don't know, I was a computer science major. Every time they taught us a new programming language, they made us write something that would display "Hello World". I don't know where that came from but now you are semi-nerdy as well.

There's a lot to update on but I'd rather not post it here. Too many strangers out in the world. My local politician might want to start hitting on me. Wouldn't that be sweet if I got hit on by a sexy, single, young female state senator? Think about it. I would fly around in private jets. I'm already paying for the jet with my tax dollars so I wouldn't feel guilty about her being my sugar mama. My only job would be not to get caught drunk driving or buy prostitutes. Maybe someone in homeland security will find my blog and pass this on to some sexy beast with political power. FEMALES ONLY!!! Homie don't play that funny biz.