Man, a lot has happened since the last time I've wrote in this deal. I moved out to a one bedroom apartment about 5 minutes from my old place. The weird thing was I bought Dre lunch for helping me move when I got him $50 off his rent cause I named him as a referral. That doesn't add up. Anyway, I had to move my shiz in the middle of rain. I was determined to get it done in one day cause I'm not paying the Penske people any more money if I could help it. Eventually I'll have a couple house warming parties. I have to separate them since some of my friends are Cornell employees and they can't party with students. Oh well.

Last Saturday was one of the greatest nights ever. A bunch of us went to Penguins Comedy Club in Cedar Rapids. The headliner was Lisa Lampanelli. She's been on the Pamela Anderson Roast, the Jeff Foxworth Roast, Comedy Central, etc. Go to insultcomic.com to read more. Anyway, she's notorious for her foul mouth and her love for black men. I was the only black guy in there and I was close to the stage. I think I should've gotten paid since I was in half of her act. She kept asking me questions. She called me "Hot Chocolate" during her set. It was hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I got a picture with her after the show and bought an autographed copy of her CD. I think with a little effort I could've boned her. It would be my first celebrity. I gotta start somewhere before I work my way up to Eva Mendes.