I'm at work and I'm bored. I'm not quite sure if my lunch break is over but it's pretty laid back here anyway. Not much going on here. Our hockey team has been choking recently. For anyone that saw us play last year you're probably wondering why we expect to win this year but we actually have some talent this year. I just wish some of the people would stop showing up. They suck. Yeah, I said it.

Professional life still isn't a huge drag. I still hate paying bills. I need to hit the lotto like a mofo. I'd take a vacation at a local strip club.

I was flipping through channels last night when I stopped on the WE channel which is for Women's Entertainment. They had some deal about porn. I only stopped to watch cause I saw some half naked woman in a thong walking on a stage which appeared to be in a strip club. If you've ever hated on the WE Channel and you're in a relationship, you might want to start patting them on the back. Nothing says America like sex on TV.

Here are my top events in 2005:

- Hitting a homerun in my final baseball game just like in high school... we didn't make playoffs just like high school either (that is not brisk)

- Graduating from college in 4 years

- Party at Spang's place before Harden's wedding

- Party at Todd's crib followed by camping in Illinois with some of the baseball fellas (plus Lauren & Ashley)

- Getting a job and not having to move back in with my mama

- Buying a new car

- Finally paying off Dell for the computer that was put on the "4 year Dell gets to make a lot of money off me due to interest plan"

- Scoring my first "Hat Trick" in our final hockey game of the calendar year

- Spang and Trisha getting engaged

- Crazy night in Iowa City on New Year's Eve

What are your top events?